Posts by bjbeamish

• Brian Beamish

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    • The soot of truth
    • When genuflection becomes tedious, turn to kippers!
    • Pickling badgers because the moon is full
    • Bludgeoning the tin man until his springs pop out
    • Parcelling up Grandmama and sending her to Liberia
    • Winning a game of Canasta with my third mother from Tajikistan
    • Ransoming Nell Gwyn for a hundred pounds and a rhubarb bush
    • Thriving on just grease and finches in the Gobi desert
    • Fly-posting cats on slum walls to promote goodwill between wizards
    • Pulling all the feathers from the largest kleptomaniac hen in all of Argentina